At the end of my last episode review, I made a quick reference to Dragon Ball H. For those who weren't on the internet in the early Two-Thousands, Dragon Ball H is a series of DBZ related Hentai Doujinshi authored by the circle named Garland. One particular extract from these was colored and translated (quite humorously) by someone out there on the internet. A friend suggested I do my episode-style summarization for this doujin. So as a special post-Valentines Day wrap up... a little love at the Son House.
We begin with Cell, still waiting for the Cell Games to begin. Perhaps 10 days really was too long of a wait time...
Enter the Son House, where Son Goku (translated as Son Groku. Get it? It's a penis joke.) takes a relaxing bath the day before the fate of the world is decided. His darling wife Chichi is frustrated that Goku didn't bring Gohan home with him, given that the world is likely going to end tomorrow. (Their names in this translation are Bibi and Son Grohan, respectively.)
Instead of complaining, Goku tells Chichi to get in the bath with him.
Chichi is frustrated, but complies...
And it turns out that Chichi is a smokin' hottie with a body.
Chichi gets in the bath with Goku, and the two exchange lured glances. This goes on for a few panels before Goku says the most romantic phrase in the Saiyan lexicon:
(Son Goku: Space Casanova.)
Of course Chichi is willing to copulate with her husband, except for the fact that his dick's on fire.
His. Dick. Is. On. Fire. Did I fucking stutter?
To make the experience more enjoyable for Chichi, Goku powers down from his Super Saiyan form and his dick ceases to be on fire. Then Goku tells her to turn around. Chichi bashfully complies, but with a slight protest.
(Goku's an ass man.)
The two get into some deep man-on-wife bonin'. (Marital consummation is my fetish.) As Goku drives his beef bus into Chichi's tuna town, a thought strikes him.
Somebody gon' get pregnant.
(Apparently, Goku can only climax at full power.)
("Bomb!" is the industry standard SFX for conception.)
With their love making finished and Chichi thoroughly satisfied, Goku decides to keep at it all night until the Cell Games arrive. Meanwhile, Vegeta and Bulma are up to some sweet, sweet canonical love making, while Mr. Satan and Miss Pizza are engaging his less-than-canon relations.
As for Piccolo, he still doesn't have a penis.